This is not a real post.

It is quite literally nothing more than a not-so-humble brag. Hashtag sorrynotsorry.

But.

BUT.

BUT!!!

Remember that pretty exciting news that I briefly mentioned in August/September? That I couldn't share and then never mentioned again?

WELL NOW I CAN TELL YOU!

In fact, I'll do better. I'll show you. Click this. Read it. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Done?

Well, I wrote that. For a Forbes affiliate. They paid me to write a story and then they posted it.

Is this real life?!